Naked Bisquets

My, there's a lot going on in this one.

It's all fine until we get to the fourth line, and then it gets a bit snarky. We have milk, yogurts and then MY MILK-YOGURT . Possessive much?

Then on the next line, some weird words start creeping in, as if the effort of shouting MY MILK YOGURT has reduced the writer's ability to spell. First we have the strangely quizzical Cerals?, then two lines further on the peculiar whitness, and on the next line Naked Bisquets.

A little further on and we have pro-biolic grinks and Bio yoghurst.

Calm down, people. Never get so angry you forget how to spell.

Minimalism Again

I was beginning to think that the person who made this list was on such a tight budget that they could only afford two onion rings and two rashers of bacon at one time. At one time, a person could just get two slices of bacon at one time from the local butcher or small grocery, but unless you have a supermarket with a particularly fantastic meat and deli section, you're probably better off buying the pre-packed stuff. I realised after a moment that this person wanted 2 bags of onion ring - type corn snacks (think Funyuns) and 2 bags of bacon-rasher-type corn snacks a la Frazzles.

Still - seems odd to write a list with only three things on it...